cobalt

The coolest ex-otter in the world who recently developed lutraphobia (fear of otters)

Cobalt is.... something.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

angry cobra

The most potent form of (a) madsnake. Someone or something so cool, so envied, so admirable, that he/she/it has no competition.

DUDE #1: Man, did you see that?! Wayne is a total madsnake!
DUDE #2: No, man, he's a freakin' angry cobra! No one can do that!
WAYNE: Ssssssss!

OR

GIRL #1: I heard Wayne's breakdancing routine saved the youth centre!
GIRL #2: That's madsnake! So madsnake, it's angry cobra!

by J Bodanac May 14, 2006

cobra armed

when you reach the level of highness that causes you to believe yourself to be the cobra from the car alarm commercial that bites the shit out of the car burglar.

me and my homie k dog got so fucking cobra armed last night

by nevasboy February 28, 2004

Cobra Strike

Team formed in school in order to convince teachers to change certain rules or seating arangements

The class finally gets to sit where they want because they formed a cobra strike to argue

by Co-Captain Barracuda February 4, 2009

kurt cobain

Inventor and main purveyor of ridiculous music form known as 'grunge', a form of piss poor heavy metal characterised by moaning beardy singers who bellow like pregnant hippos and wear plaid shirts.

kurt cobain - the inventor of grunge.

by the masked nanker September 17, 2008

Tony Coburn

A British Actor who is known some what trough out YouTube as Timelordfromhell or his prevously closed account gallifreyrebel. He mosty known for his own Doctor Who series and his crazy blogs. He started filming in 2004 with his friend Thomas Rees Kaye and an uneditable camera. His professional acting work includes:
Totally Doctor Who as a Presenter, A Christmas Carol (play) as Ebenezer Scrooge, Craig Kelly's T.V. Pilot as a Schoolboy, Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince as Young Lucius Malfoy and an Extra, Parents of the Band as a Schoolboy, Jekyll and Hyde Play as Lanyon, and Rise of the Omen (Another Remake) as Damien.

A few lines from one of his earlier filming in 2004:

Tony Coburn: "Mycell what have you done?"

Thomas: "Smashed it."

Tony Coburn: "You made it Fuss"

"Not Again, Mycell you vandal."

"Mycell stop it!"

Thomas: "All Right now you can kick it"

Tony Coburn: "Stop it"

Thomas: "Well Go on kick it"

by Trockfan June 16, 2009

kurt cobain

the extremely hott lead singer of nirvana who was said to commit suicide but was really killed by his dumbfucking wife courtney love. idolizing material. saved rock music and invented grunge

i'de fuck kurt cobain in a heart beat.

by sapiento January 3, 2008