claikens

A rare and endangered species that sings big notes, has crazy cool hair, and likes John D.

Tha claikens is also know as a clay aiken

1. Hey! Did you see the claikens riding it's bike outside? You must have he was being chased by a mob of lonely middle-aged women

2. The claikens is teh sex!

by sassynoodlehead January 27, 2005

Clanker

Noun:
The name given to the Ukrainian Protesters by way of their frequent clanking on looted riot shields and metal pipes as an act of protest.

Man, those clankers really fight for freedom!
"Can't clank the tank"

by Cheeki Breeki January 24, 2014

clarkin'

The combination of talking with a lisp, dressing like you are from San francisco, and walking on the backs of others to get ahead.

Wow he is clarkin' so hard his knees are dirty, i hope he atleast got a pay raise.

by The Master Don May 1, 2016

Clacky

A type of dominatrix found in the South Wales valley's, know for her strawberry shortcake and monkey punches when using a strap-on.

She is definitely a Clacky that one....

by JR 37 March 9, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.

KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD

KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER

by LAUNDRY CHUTE April 18, 2009

Clack

To hit someone, usually with the back of the hand.

I should clack you round the head for being such an idiot.

by B. Kizzle April 8, 2015

Joe Clarke Manoeuvre

a movement, procedure, or method performed to achieve a desired result extremely quick and fast. Especially in regard to Pub Brawling or excecuting a dodgey one-night-stand/sexual encounter without forming emotional attachments or sexual partner finding out (in the case of defacto relationship). "Get in, get the job done and get the f#ck out of there..." - Joe Clarke circa 1984

"Hey Spadge, just go and meet up with Jenny and give her a quick Joe Clarke Manoeuvre and be done with it..."

by Spadge June 10, 2006