Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off

Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.

by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016

chodelife

A man who makes fun of everyone, acts like a dick and will never get a girl

You know that kid Ali? He's such a chodelife

by ehfhedsvuieguiafhurei August 17, 2016

chode sponger

Guy who washes dicks for fun. No payment necessary. Often for sick, creepy enjoyment or pleasure. A real pervert. Common among local area sports anchors.

That sharply dressed jerk off is a real chode sponger.

by Mick V July 31, 2016

Chode Islander

Pejorative term for a Rhode Island resident.

Why do all these Chode Islanders suck at driving?

by Leadfoot Leon November 9, 2016

chode

an annoying asshole

God, Nathan Miller is such a chode.

by changle December 29, 2016

chode

a dick that looks like a tree stump; about 8 cm tall and 48 hectometers wide.

joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.

by Richard Crout March 4, 2017

Chodeman

A man or woman who dresses like a road man and acts like a chav or is a mix of the both

You know Rhys he is a scummy little Chodeman

by ChodeMan Faggot June 28, 2017