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cheap as chips

Famous saying from our fav presenter David Dickinson, who introduced to the saying to his viewing audience (mainly students) on the BBC show Bargain Hunt. Means very cheap, a bargain! Check out www.david-dickinson.net for more.
N.B All Americans 'chips' = 'fries'
Only twenty quid for a ticket- cheap as chips mate!!
by Crazy Days August 3, 2004
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ancient chinese curse

an extremely tiny penis ; a disease that only effects your tiny penis
you are now diagnosed with the ancient chinese curse
by TGE May 11, 2004
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chinese

the all time coolest race in the entire world. they are good at everything, and anything. people who say that chinese people are bad are just fools with no life. they have awesome food, they use their brains, and they are very hard working people.
i am part chinese. i am mostly white, but i am more proud to be chinese.
by Mr.Sir July 20, 2007
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chinese cough

An oriental hack of the throat. This is usually sudden and unpleasent. the sound made is very harsh and ear pearcing, it is comparable to that of a feline coughing up a hairball!
teacher: "The symbolic equation for this formula is *shfbshsdbfhsfv*

Student: OMG she just did a chinese cough!
by Feanabendera December 5, 2007
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Chinese Martini

Used in the Restaurant/Bar and Grill Industry to describe a hot water with lemon. Primarily ordered by groups of Asians in place of an actual beverage. . Aggravating for a server or bartender especially when ordered by a handful of people in a bigger group because it means no money but just as much work.
Also known as an R&R "Rotter&Remon" (water with lemon)
Are you kidding me?! I just got an 8 top and they want 3 Chinese martini's.
by Couv March 24, 2009
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chinese fire drill

In Detroit, the act of getting out of your car at a stop light and having it be stolen before you can reach the rear bumper.
Could I borrow a Benjamin to get my car out of impound? I tried a chinese fire drill last week because I forgot I wasn't in Ann Arbor.
by Snacman November 6, 2007
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Chinese fire dragon

The most mischevious of all sexual acts: you shit on your foot and kick the broad in the face.
"I wish I could just give her the ol' Chinese fire dragon."
by thefiredragon December 18, 2007
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