Call of Duty effect

A condition experienced after long nights of playing Call of Duty 4. Causes dreams to consist of bright environments with shadows popping up everywhere. In the waking hours, COD effect causes severe reactions to fleeting images in the afflicted person's peripherals.

Holy shit, I had Call of Duty effect really bad all day. I was walking down the street and saw a door open on the other side of the road. I fucking dropped all my shit and hid behind a tree. Then I punched the guy walking behind me.

by danlan13 December 22, 2008

dog call

The female version of cat call, thus a dog call. When a female performs a 'dog call' she seeks attention of men by writing, saying or otherwise expressing something that gets male attention.

Often done with the intent of possible hookup(s).

Man, did you see Carolines dog call? "I need to wear panties...".

She is SO dog calling! "Do my boobs seem bigger?"

by YourSecondBestNightmare October 14, 2012

bird box challenge

The act of imitating the movie Bird Box, and challenging yourself to complete an otherwise innocuous or petty task while blindfolded.

Guy 1: you wanna try the Bird Box Challenge?
Guy 2: Sure, what do I have to do?
Guy 1: Put on this blindfold and try to cross the street without looking.
Guy 2: Sounds kinda dangerous.
Guy 1: You never know when you'll need this skill man. Everyone's doing it!
Guy 2: Ok... **(puts on blindfold and starts walking across the street, then gets hit by a bus)**
Guy 1: Beautiful.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 2, 2019

call me

1) When a person is attracted to another person but does not want to seem too eager, and so makes the other person ring them. Ironically, this request does exactly what they don't want it to do.

2) What teeny-boppers say to Justin Timberlake at a concert whilst throwing a post-it with their phone number to him in the vain and naive hope that they have a chance in hell.

3) This is usually said by a girl. Said girl then sits by phone all day complaining that (s)he hasn't called. Problem is, they didn't specify a time to call.

4) Said at a rushed moment whereby the reasoning behind such a request is not divulged, and usually ends with a frantic handwave from the speaker (and occasionally a dumb grin whilst walking backwards)

5) Used in business/school, not always with words, but with the universal two-fingered phone sign by the ear. Can also be accompanied with miming of "call me" as if that helps when you're on the other side of the room.

1) *nervous laugh whilst trying to seem cool* Call me?

2) *screaming* ohmigod! justin timberlake! you're s fit, call meeee!

3) "Call me!" (at home) "Why hasn't he called me?"

4) *big wide eyes* call me!!!!

by Willow April 25, 2004

quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.

Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

The Don't Judge Me Challenge

A new Internet video trends. A dontjudge me challenge video usually starts with a self righteous teen who has drawn on features that dont fit societys beauty standards, such as unibrows, achne, facial hair (on woman), glasses, and imperfect teeth. They then go on to pat some sort of moisturiser on their face, then put their hand in the camera, then taking it off the reveal themselves, with their faces caked with makeup and product in their hair, now fitting societys beauty expectations.

Hey, THOT just posted a the don't judge me challenge!

by lilbitchtit July 27, 2015

Pocket phone call

Getting a call from somebody's pocket, and you hear the phone moving around in the pocket.

You call your friend back because you have a missed call from them. You soon learn it was just a Pocket phone call.
"Hey did you call me?"
No, sorry that was my pocket
"Can I talk to your pocket?"

by Mike Tsirklin January 27, 2009