a person that enjoys the really annoying act of eating food really slowly and taking frequent brakes to chew for a long time. Makes other people want to grab the food from the person's hands and shove it out the window
Guy 1: Hey Fred, stop being a food camper and lets head over to the movies
Fred: nom... nom... nom... nom...
Fred: nom... nom... nom... nom...
by dragonflyerSW March 15, 2012
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by twinkiekikr60 May 23, 2018
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by Ragingmomster June 3, 2020
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by ][THC][KingLaylow April 14, 2005
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by Teksta April 25, 2005
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by the three gangsters July 10, 2004
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