chronicocalosis

a disease that makes everything a person says confusing.

can only be cured by baniggerite.

branden: so you told me you loved me before you told me you loved me?

stephanie: wtf? do you have chronicocalosis or something?

by bobcatsdph May 31, 2009

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Chronicseximahspazzgasm

Chronicseximahspazzgasm describes anything or anyone that is simply so divine and orgasmicly fantastic it deserves to be described by a godly word. Commonly used to describe an ecstatic emotion.

Goddamn she's a chronicseximahspazzgasm!

I was so high and pumped it was chronicseximahspazzgasm.

by ScarletFox November 15, 2009

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When you smoke the combination of chronic, and crushed up vicodin(10s preferably). Put the crushed vicodin in a bag with the chronic. and shake it until weed is white like snow. Afterwards, you feel invincible.

I got in a fight with my dad and didn't feel a thing thanks to all the chronicodin I smoked.

by JustinBieber+EvanRoberts4LIFE November 15, 2010

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Chronicphobia

1. A feeling experienced while hot boxing a car and becoming paranoid, feeling trapped.

2. The fear of marijuana.

Matt - Hey Johnny, you ok? You look a little freaked out. Is this small car making you feel claustrophobic?

Johnny - I don't usually experience claustrophobia. I'm just really high. I think it's chronicphobia.

Matt - Hey Larry, want a hit of this?

Johnny - No man. I don't like weed. I'm chronicphobic.

by MattJohnny December 9, 2011

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