Chronicphobia

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1. A feeling experienced while hot boxing a car and becoming paranoid, feeling trapped.

2. The fear of marijuana.

Matt - Hey Johnny, you ok? You look a little freaked out. Is this small car making you feel claustrophobic?

Johnny - I don't usually experience claustrophobia. I'm just really high. I think it's chronicphobia.

Matt - Hey Larry, want a hit of this?

Johnny - No man. I don't like weed. I'm chronicphobic.

Chronicphobia by MattJohnny December 9, 2011

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chronophobia

the fear of time and the perception of it changing

person 1: I feel like time slows down sometimes and it scares me
person 2: thats probably chronophobia

chronophobia by The Quaker Oats man April 19, 2024

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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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