Balkaran

Brave ruler, mighty king

Balkaran is a brave and great-hearted guy. He has a great leadership quality.

by Blkrnmanu February 19, 2020

cock and ball torture (Cbt)

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

i have performed cock and ball torture (Cbt) on my cock

by sheftyNP March 27, 2020

Phantom Ball Pain

When a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. Soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering "What the hell caused that??"

"I was sitting at my desk working when BAM!!, Phantom Ball Pain. I could barely move for like 5 minutes!"

by Mike Flemming September 22, 2005

stoney baloney

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

by King John the I April 17, 2009

cold as balls

1.)describes really cold weather. It's so cold your balls feel like ice.

It's cold as balls out here.

by Mike B44 February 15, 2006

Cock and Ball Torture

A punishment enforced by the Chinese government where the victim is fully submerged in a ball pit with a raging cracked-out rooster. Get your mind out of the fucking gutter.

您犯下了各種戰爭罪行，並將服從於雞巴球酷刑! (Cock and ball torture)

by _hail_satan_ October 12, 2019

Baleted

I'm fairly sure this was Homestar's failed mimicry of Strong Bad deleting e-mail in the Strong Bad e-mail episode where he leaves and Homestar comes into the room and cannot figure out the word "deleted".

by Anonymous August 19, 2003