Alexander Junker

Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.

One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.

Steve Carrel That Guy from the 70s' Show and Chuck Alexander Junker

by theguywhosuckslots December 18, 2011

Alexandre

The kind of guy who can escape from any tricky situation. We would like to call him Michael Scofield but it doesn't match with his appearance. However he likes to fight especially when he is drunk as an uncle in a wedding. With his large ears he can counter each moves and that makes him special.

I wish I had Alexandre ears. It would help me to fight back and fly away

by i2g3z June 6, 2017

Alexander Hamilton

Alex is a founding father that was shot by a damn fool called Aaron burr he married a beautiful woman named Elizabeth Schuyler short for Eliza HE WAS TO BLIND TO SEE ELIZA’S SISTER ANGELICA LOVED HIM FIRST anyways they had a son named Phillip they had more children but Phillip was better Alex had an affair with Maria Reynolds and wrote Reynolds pamphlet he was an orphan scotts man bastard and a son of a whore ~K.A.O

~“ how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scott’s man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot~”

Alexander Hamilton is a whore

by Musical girl May 17, 2018

Alexander Estrada

A boy that looks like a mop and plays a preppy rich sport known as lacrosse, dates an asian

Is that a mop, no silly that’s just Alexander Estrada

by Meowkiller31 April 8, 2019

Alexander

Alexander is a Greek rooted name. The personality varies between race. However it’s a well known fact that all Alexanders have a big ass long dick. Alexander is also kind and his dick is fucking massive. His knowledge is comparable to the great Albert Einstein. An Alexander is kind, a great kisser and is caring. Alexander is also muscular, smart, funny, charming, and amazing in all ways.

Alexander is fucking hot.

by AyHaAyYA:::::::::: December 2, 2019

Alexander

A person who plays too much video games.

Alexander dropped out off high school because he never studied.

by anonymous October 31, 2019

Alexandria reach-around

An unintentional, incestual act that occurs while sleeping next to a relative.

Due to lack of sleeping accommodations, the Alexandria reach-around I received from my brother caused obvious tension the following day.

by salsacc February 15, 2020