Zoophile

people who belonged on the titanic on April 15th 1912.

they do bad things to dogs , cats and other animals.

werido 1: hey i'm a zoophile.

normal person 1: GO AWAY.

by im gud at speling November 1, 2021

zoophile

Someone who is emotionally, and often sexually, attracted to a non-human animal. Some zoophiles go all the way and have sexual intercourse with an animal they're emotionally attached to, while others keep the human/non-human relationship to a mutual, non sexual one.

Jim loved his dog more than anything, and even considered her his soulmate; he was a zoophile.

by Albino Black May 31, 2006

zoophilism

The act oneself being addicted to engaging in sexual scenarios with animals from a zoo. typically lions, zebras, giraffes, gazelle, elephants, etc. Although zoophilism can be very pleasurable to an addict, it can also be dangerous. for animals do not like to be molested in their sleep.

hey I heard another man died from his zoophilism addiction.

damn lion fuckers..

by stoneybalonga April 30, 2014

zoopon

A coupon used to reduce the price of admission to a zoo. Remarkable only for being the most obscure piece of slang ever invented, having been used only twice in its entire existence.

Guy number 1: Dude. Let's be thrifty and get some sweet zoopons.

Guy number 2: I admire how your slang usage saved both a syllable of time and a fair amount of tongue fatigue.

by Douggie J. August 11, 2006

Zoophile

someone who is sexually attracted to animal

person 1: dude... i think im a zoophile...
person 2:thats not a sexuality I HOPE YOU FUCKING BURN IN HELL

by Sunflowern February 7, 2022

Zooping

The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."

After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.

by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013

zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has meaningful relationships with animals. not just sex. The act of fucking, or more accurately, raping an animal is beastiality.

by tucuxi3 September 28, 2003