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zephan

A sexy man with a big wang.
Zephan is super smexy
by steve4444 January 21, 2015
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Zebratard

A mythical creature that is half pig, half eagle, and half zebra (1/2+1/2+1/2=3/2= improper fraction). 1 1/2 of a creature. it is very rare and a graceful dancer. Also, it is Gay!!!
Hey, guys, look at that zebratard!!
by Fat Zack December 17, 2008
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zebra faced banana wrap

When a woman (usually a friends mom or grandmother) receives a dump and cum shot at the same time on her face from two seperate men. Then she gets on all fours and receives double anal from the same two men. Usually performed after a romantic date or on honeymoons.
I finally know i'm not gay because I performed my first zebra faced banana wrap last night with my friends g-ma and her friend.
by the goat banger December 23, 2009
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Zebra style

you whip your dick out, the lady is on all fours you have black and white paint on both hands with every pump you rub the pain down her back and at the climax moment you pump as hard as you can flinging her still in zebra position but now her legs and feet are pointing out instead of on the ground and you are under her and after the climax she falls limp on to you, simulating the zebra getting shot by a poacher
I just had amazing zebra style with Bonnie last night
by Dan Wro April 2, 2015
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Zephania

A confident, handsome, yet romantic man. His confidence makes him respectable and automatically makes him attractive whether you can see it or not. He is always loyal and self aware. His commitment to a relationship is strong and he will always be determined. Zephania has a spectacular sense of humor. If you ever find a Zephania, get to know him on a personal level and build a relationship with him because I promise you won’t regret it. He will not give up, just give him time to figure things out. Zephania has so many amazing layers that you will learn to love; or you immediately admire 😉.
Zephania is definitely the funniest In the class.
Me: obviously
by Anonymousiguess May 26, 2019
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Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
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Zebra

An obscure illness, disease or condition affecting a comparatively small number of people, but with symptoms somewhat similar to one or more different and more common illnesses.

It is named because these diseases/conditions are sometimes misdiagnosed by well meaning (but often inexperienced) doctors when something far more common is actually the cause. Medical students are told "remember, if you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras".
Doctor 1 - "I think this patient may have Castleman's disease"
Doctor 2 - "Castleman's disease is a zebra, there are far more likely causes of his fever and weight loss."
by PiemasterUK December 9, 2010
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