A zenande is an extremely beautiful and intelligent girl and despite what the other stupid and misleading definition says a zenande will only fall for a Nathan when an Andy is nowhere to be found.
It is still being debated if a Zenande likes icecream more than the ocean veiw from a parkbench when a Andy is present.
Zenandes are notorious for disliking anything named Jessica.
It is still being debated if a Zenande likes icecream more than the ocean veiw from a parkbench when a Andy is present.
Zenandes are notorious for disliking anything named Jessica.
Nathan ; Zenande will you go out with me?
Girl ; (without hesitation ) yes
*a Andy walks by
Girl ; Nathan but only as friends/gayfriends(friendzone)
Nathan ; that girl is gorgeous
Andy ;yep...
Nathan ; (wont stop staring)...
Andy ; bud im outta here before we get a restraining order.
Andy ;That girl right there wifeable,she gonna be my girlfriend.
Nathan ;she must be a zenande..
*both continue to stare from the distance Zenande calls the cops
Girl ; (without hesitation ) yes
*a Andy walks by
Girl ; Nathan but only as friends/gayfriends(friendzone)
Nathan ; that girl is gorgeous
Andy ;yep...
Nathan ; (wont stop staring)...
Andy ; bud im outta here before we get a restraining order.
Andy ;That girl right there wifeable,she gonna be my girlfriend.
Nathan ;she must be a zenande..
*both continue to stare from the distance Zenande calls the cops
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Connagh with a G: Who is that girl?
Callum: Oh her? That’s Zena, she’s the fittest bird in the villa.
Connagh with a G: Yh I’d like to couple up wif her she seems sweet as.
Callum: Oh her? That’s Zena, she’s the fittest bird in the villa.
Connagh with a G: Yh I’d like to couple up wif her she seems sweet as.
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Get the Zena mug.A person who is one step above a pedophile. It originates from the being of Przemyslow (more commonly known as Zem), who's large amount of sketchiness as well as extreme pedophile tendencies have yet to be matched.
Przemyslow is a zemafile.
Girls freak out when Zem touches them sexually because he is in fact a zemafile.
Girls freak out when Zem touches them sexually because he is in fact a zemafile.
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Get the zenaphobia mug.Zelafay can mean what you want it too mean, it's sheer velocity of magnitude greatness allows the speaker of the word to utter it with the intentions of a pure man and with the definition as only they see fit; and most importantly it gives them power, power beyond comprehension. Beware though not any man can utter the word they must be chosen to utter this gift for now there is only one, but perhaps soon one day you too can utter it.
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