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Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
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Zebra

An obscure illness, disease or condition affecting a comparatively small number of people, but with symptoms somewhat similar to one or more different and more common illnesses.

It is named because these diseases/conditions are sometimes misdiagnosed by well meaning (but often inexperienced) doctors when something far more common is actually the cause. Medical students are told "remember, if you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras".
Doctor 1 - "I think this patient may have Castleman's disease"
Doctor 2 - "Castleman's disease is a zebra, there are far more likely causes of his fever and weight loss."
by PiemasterUK December 9, 2010
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Gay Zebra

A troll response to someone who asks what "GZ" means (Originally meaning Congratulations). Commonly used on the mobile MMO: Summoners War: Sky Arena.
Person 1: Wow, Gz!
Person 2: What does "Gz" mean?
Trolls in chat: it means Gay Zebra
by Sumear May 24, 2016
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wounded zebra

A female who you notice to be very drunk. Deriving from a lion hunting the weakest zebra in the pack, you move in and take her down...or to bed. Easy prey.
These chicks are gonna fall over...actually this whole bar is full of wounded zebra!
by Zack Norton September 29, 2006
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Gay Zebra

A gay zebra, otherwise known as Tishiya Taylor. Is a person who’s mother is a zebra and father who is a tree
Is that Gay Zebra????
by TotallyNate May 14, 2019
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Zebra Tan

When one decides to get a tan, and they don't listen ot directions normally resulting in an un-even tan or it's not darker in some areas.
Hey dude, did you see cheryl sporting that new zebra tan?
by ElectricErin December 7, 2007
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Zempavink

A dutch word deriving from a birds name. It's use is similar to that of: "Ha Bisky"

Most of the time it is used to express discontent without wanting to provoking someone.
John: "Did that package I ordered arrive today?"
Peter: "No, it's still not here."
John: "Ah, for the love of Zempavink!"
by Rucovest June 19, 2010
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