wtfwjdftw

what the f*ck would Jesus do for the win

Emo Joe: How can I combine wtf and ftw together?
Emo Moe: How about wtfwjdftw?
Emo Joe: Wow. Two birds and Jesus with one stone.

by Emo Moe July 30, 2009

wtfwydt

why the fuck would you do that

Andrew broke off his engagement and we all said wtfwydt

by Anonymus 14 March 19, 2010

wtfiwwp

What the fuck is wrong with people? Applicable to almost any situation in which people say stupid things, believe something stupid, or behave badly.

Q: Did you see the news today, a couple in Salinas, CA tried to sell a baby at Wal-Mart.

A: Are you joking, wtfiwwp???

by arevolutionofone July 13, 2010

WTFWZJ

What The Fuck Would Zombie Jesus Do?

Whenever I'm not sure what to do, I just ask myself WTFWZJD?

by ZombieJesus666 November 14, 2010

WTFKWIDFAY

Most commonly refers to "Who the fuck knows what I'm doing fuck yall", also sometimes used for "What the fuck, kick William in da fucking ass yo".

Amber - "Sup nig?"

William - "WTFKWIDFAY"

Amber - "Ok!" *kicks him in the ass*

William - "Not that definition!"

by sasaraiharmonia January 14, 2009

wtfbbqpwnzoarsauce

The act of witnessing/getting owned bad by someone else

The Governator just crushed that guys face with one hand! Hes major wtfbbqpwnzoarsauce!!!!

by Jim[Jimal] March 24, 2007

WTFW

Abbreviation of "What the fuck, what?"

Usually used in response to a questionable WTF where it is unclear what the other party is saying WTF about.

Also used as a denial of WTF in conversations where someone says WTF when the situation does not warrant it.

1:
Josh: I picked up the pizza and I'm on my way home now.

Jeff: WTF?

Josh: WTFW?

2:
Jeff: I was so hungry I ate some shortbread cookies with cream cheese.

Ashley: WTF?

Jeff: WTFW?

by deadvirgo July 6, 2010