wonk

When a heavy-set female (or one with large, natural breasts) is on her back, topless (mostly during sexual activity) and her tits "wonk" or droop to the sides; nipples facing in opposite directions. (left and right instead of straight up)

"Her tits are so huge and sloppy, whenever I'm on top of her fucking her, they wonk to the sides."

see: wonking, wonky.

by cep922 September 28, 2009

wonk

A wonk is a butt that is really big, but not nice looking. It is the opposite of a badunkadunk.

Mrs.Mclwrath has a wonk the size of canada.

by Aaron, "the shark" April 7, 2005

Wonk

Derived from the work Donk. While a Donk is a black girls ass the Wonk is a white girls ass. Usually large in size.

"Dudee your girl may have a Donk, but my girl has a Wonk"
"Im jealous man" Wonks = better than Donk

by Thestrubeman February 21, 2011

wink wonk

some bullshit made up by the thot ashleigh wannanananan

"Ashleigh what is to wink wonk? "
"its when you wink and then you wonk"

by lesbian sheep shagger December 1, 2018

wonk

The word used by chavs from remote Scottish towns to denote self-pollution.

"Ah fancied gettin' ma end away, but ma burd wiz oan the rag, so ah hid tae slide aff for a wonk."

by Pablo August 29, 2004

Wheat wonk

A man with a mangina that has convinced himself he is allergic to wheat.

Richard you wheat wonk, get a slice a bread into you.

by The handsome tyrant August 8, 2014

Wonk

A mispelling of the word "wank", mostly used to alert someone of an innuendo, sexual joke, or fruedian slip they've made unconsciously

Business man 1(talking about a business deal): At the business hook up we totally nailed our partner and drilled them for all their cash
Business man 2: Wonk

by Roxy Lalonde May 9, 2013