Womp womp

When something bad happens you say it

My fish died womp womp

by Vape kid February 20, 2019

Titty-Womp

To slap very hard with a bare palm onto another mans exposed man-boobs

I just Titty-Womped the guy who fucked my sister!

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

Womp Womp Womp

A phrase uttered whenever a person makes a futile attempt at a witty remark or when they make a terrible joke that no one laughs at. This phrase usually comes after a long awkward silence after the person has made their corny comment or joke, at which point everyone around laughs at the offender.

<Person 1> Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

(Crickets chirping)

<Person 2> Womp Womp Womp!

by Jorge Ragula July 20, 2008

love womp

To feel such great love for someone that you have a need to attack their crotch with an amazing uppercut.

I gave her my love womp last night. I think her rection was as expected.

Love womps are common.

by H TO THE ARLOT December 9, 2002

womfg

Wow! Oh My Fucking God!

Pronunciation "Wom-fk"

Womfg! Your hairs on fire!

Jordan: Party at mine tonight
Stuart: Womfg! Cool

by Perd April 13, 2007

Wompus Cat

a really fuckin big cat.

damn look at the wompus cat, he's huge.

by hoothoot December 24, 2007

staffle womp

It's the exact opposite of waffle stomp

You poop in the shower then proceed to suction cup the poop out of the drain

Alex's sister had to staffle womp her little brothers waffle stomp

by Spanktank44 May 3, 2019