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Performative wokery

The act of claiming offence on behalf of a third party, without any discrimination for context, intent or reasoning. Used affirmatively by young or naive social warriors, who believe any loud noise they make brings attention that helps their cause. Used disparagingly by experienced social warriors with experience actually inciting change, who know that shouting at strangers mostly undermines the cause's legitimacy and attracts the wrong sort of attention.
Have you seen Jack's twitter where he picks fights with celebrities? I know he's trying to be on our side but his performative wokery is starting to put everything we stand for at risk.
by User1040goodbuddy December 22, 2019
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Juicy Wonder Dick

n: the erect state of woman's (now man) penis.

origin: when a woman decides she no longer desires to be a woman and gets a sex change, her vagina becomes mangled and turns into an origami penis. The only way for it to get hard is for it to fill up with "her" pussy juices
When Jason took Lashonda home after dinner for a night of passion, he was shocked when he pulled her moist panties off to be staring down the barrel of her Juicy Wonder Dick
by GoobleGobble1ofus May 22, 2015
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one-eyed wonder worm

affectionate nick-name for the penis.
Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?
by Bill B. July 4, 2005
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one inch wonder

The one inch wonder is a wang that is 1 inch. It's not as good as the 2 inch tornado, but it beats the half inch disaster, but then again, it will never beat the quarter inch killer.
Hey look at that kid with his one inch wonder acting all cool and shit, he wished he had the quarter inch killa.
by quarter inch killaz r c00l yo January 10, 2006
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Wonder Pussy

An unusually warm and deliciously wet vagina that grasps men in it's clutches and makes them long for the next penetration. A pussy with extremely addictive qualities.
After we boned he texted me 16 times from 12:30am to 8:43am.....wonder pussy strikes again!
by Lila Balboa November 8, 2007
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9TH WONDER

Part of the Hip-Hop trio, Little Brother. The best producer out right now.
by Mrs.Wonderflow September 7, 2005
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Wonder bra

It's called a wonder bra because once it's removed you wonder where they went
A: She had a killer rack but when she took her wonder bra off, they were gone

B: That's crazy man
by Cornelius T Durden April 14, 2010
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