wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

by arkinese June 8, 2014

wireline shack

A place at work where people go to have sex

Did you see the boy head into the wireline shack with that IT girl?

by Belgraviadan March 14, 2015

Wiretapp

A reported sex act of which no evidence exists and is unlikely to have occurred.

He claims she pegged him senseless last night, but I'm positive it's another of Don's wiretapps.

by Sheik Dubois March 15, 2017

Amy Wreyford

A very beautiful girl who is determined on putting herself down all the time, she loves a lot of people but one person especially. Anyone could be in love with her but she is only determined on one person, amy is loved by this person a lot. Amy is determined on completing her goals in life and finding this boy she loves is something she will defiantly complete.
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Amy Wreyford is loved by many but she only loves one person the most.

by Lord Voldemort 33 August 22, 2011

Webcam Wifey

A girlfriend who you ONLY interact with online and is typically from another country like Columbia or Russia. They will require you to sign up to date them and will request you send them money from time to time. You can get your very own at websites like columbiancupid.com

Aaron ordered up a girl at columbiacupid.com and now she is his webcam wifey who he plans on marrying should he be able to get her imported into the USA.

by Chuckdeeeeeeezy June 8, 2010

maeve wiley

The main character of the Netflix series 'Sex Education. Maeve is very hot, very pretty, and beautiful. Maeve appears to be mean, which is true, but she is very hot when she is mean. However, she actually has an extremely kind heart and is a very supportive friend who would do anything for anyone. She also never fails to make anyone laugh. Overall, Maeve Wiley is perfect, amazing, sensational, and doesn't possess a single bad trait. (Also, she is a lesbian.)

Hey, have you seen Aimee Gibbs today? If you don't know her, she's Maeve Wiley's girlfriend.

by choni123 May 4, 2021

Wifey

The Girl Youre In Love With

Wifey

by MingMingTwo March 16, 2010