Wilson, a name given to genius humane or even non-humane life. "Wilson" is genius in many ways, all the way from academics to "night jobs" like *sucking* and such.
by Mysterious Incognito June 6, 2015
Noun; a wilson
verb; to wilson
A story told in which the events that supposedly transpire are too outrageous, coincidental, and obviously fictional to be true. Additionally, the storyteller may reference an unreachable friend or undisclosed search engine as a witness or justification in order to establish credibility where there is none.
A.K.A When your buddy tries to one-up your story with some bullishit story.
Notes: commonly ends with google or friend reference
can be used as a noun and verb
e.g. "Check it on google." or "Ask my friend you don't know from back home."
verb; to wilson
A story told in which the events that supposedly transpire are too outrageous, coincidental, and obviously fictional to be true. Additionally, the storyteller may reference an unreachable friend or undisclosed search engine as a witness or justification in order to establish credibility where there is none.
A.K.A When your buddy tries to one-up your story with some bullishit story.
Notes: commonly ends with google or friend reference
can be used as a noun and verb
e.g. "Check it on google." or "Ask my friend you don't know from back home."
Guy 1: Yeah so me and my friends went skydiving this weekend.
Guy 2: Oh that's cool! Me and my buddy went yesterday with Pamela Anderson. My dad knows her through the music business.
Guy 1: Dude, shut up. I call Wilson on that!
Guy 2: I swear to god! Look it up!
Guy 2: Oh that's cool! Me and my buddy went yesterday with Pamela Anderson. My dad knows her through the music business.
Guy 1: Dude, shut up. I call Wilson on that!
Guy 2: I swear to god! Look it up!
by Alistair Wrigglesworth Ph. D December 7, 2011
A man or woman who goes out of his or her way to be a complete asshole. They often possess great amounts of rhythm. They make amazing drummers and fantastic dancers, although this can be their only favorable quality. Often brings down the party with his or her sadness; also "rains on your parade." Is a master of Pokemon.
see douche.
see douche.
Don't be a little bitch with your chitchat; just show me where your Wilson's at.
That guy pisses me off so much!
I know! He's a total Wilson!
That guy pisses me off so much!
I know! He's a total Wilson!
by Dragonmaster Lance November 27, 2010
A sad boy that gets personal pleasure from fucking computers. Some say his head is so large that it has its own gravitational field, and lesser beings have been known to orbit the fleshy maraca. He has a 3 legged cat with no fur called tigger, it's dead now but still really funny. His sister is also a proper silf, bang tidy. His dreams involve sucking off Rou Reynolds and having non-consensual sex with kiddies.
by avenjarrrr November 26, 2010
-verb
1. To seemingly appear as a neighbor from a popular television show in which only the upper half of your face is visible, often due to computer monitors.
2. The act of looking like a creeper.
1. To seemingly appear as a neighbor from a popular television show in which only the upper half of your face is visible, often due to computer monitors.
2. The act of looking like a creeper.
by WagenMaster March 21, 2011
Wilson - The act of female retaliation in return of any offensive sexual act performed by a male.
As in the film Cast Away featuring one tall Forrest Gump. Wilson is created when "Tom" cuts his hand and throws the Wilson volleyball.
Thus leaving a bloody hand print.
The same is performed by the female but instead using her menstrual cycle. Leaving the offender with a nice bloody hand print on their face and looking like Wilson.
As in the film Cast Away featuring one tall Forrest Gump. Wilson is created when "Tom" cuts his hand and throws the Wilson volleyball.
Thus leaving a bloody hand print.
The same is performed by the female but instead using her menstrual cycle. Leaving the offender with a nice bloody hand print on their face and looking like Wilson.
"My bf spiderman'd me so i gave him the Wilson"
My Bf tried it on with me while i was on so gave him the Wilson
My Bf tried it on with me while i was on so gave him the Wilson
by OfficeFucktard May 8, 2013