Jack Whitehall

The definition of pure perfection.

You, are Jack Whitehall.

by Asroc February 22, 2019

Jack Whitehall

HES FUCKING HILARIOUS
BEST COMEDIAN EVER
IN FRESH MEAT AS JP
FINALIST IN "SO YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY"

"WHOS THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER?"
"JACK WHITEHALL OBV"
"OBV...."

by Eva Vickers January 1, 2012

Whitehaven

A small town in cumbria, the residents are known as 'Jam eaters'

You don't want to Whitehaven, its full of jam eaters!

by notajameater October 16, 2011

White Hat Theory

A theory which has been proven on numerous accounts in which any man wearing a white hat is guaranteed to get poon that night.

Max's night certainly backs up White Hat Theory. Rather than hooking up with butch chicks like usual, he decided to rock his new white hat and, in turn, got with some hot slore at the Jug.

by mike_hellraiser_tyson March 11, 2009

whitewater rafting

The act of placing a plain glazed doughnut around a man's penis and then performing fellatio on said man, you may or may not eat the doughnut in process.

She's getting a little chunky, she should lay off the whitewater rafting.

by Margaret the Deviant June 14, 2011

white hat

A supervisor of a construction site. Where all the crafts wear a different color. This symbolizes importance.

Look busy, here comes another white hat.

White hat's coming, tie off before he says something

by Flanker September 4, 2003

white hat

An enlisted sailor (E1-E6) in the US Navy, because of the white hat worn with their Navy dress uniform.

The Chief went looking for some white hats to help bring aboard stores.

by Scott Evil April 17, 2006