whistling lips

Chick with a reputation or history of excessive pussy farting.

Better bring a bleeder valve if you want to sleep with her, she's got some whistling lips.

by fetishknight May 19, 2006

butt whistling finger jaming dick sucking whore

One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.

Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner

Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore

by terrorofdeath September 24, 2009

whistling sixty-fiver

verb. Delicate process involving the cheese packet from Shells and Cheese, a female's vagina, and her male companion's mouth. The female squirts the cheese into her vagina and then upon the request of her male companion she queef's the cheese into his mouth. He then proceeds to try and whistle the cheese into his female partner's mouth. Created in 1965 on a brisk winter's evening in Montreal, Canada.

Before my girlfriend made dinner she asked if I was interested in a whistling sixty-fiver.

by JTrick October 28, 2009

Whisking An Egg

Verb; to smash one out, see masturbate.

I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.

by captinjapseye January 2, 2011

Whistling Bastard

A Canadian term used by same Canadian's who live in the U.S.A. directed at men and women who Whistle way to much!

Canadian Pete said:You American's whistle way to much.Your a Whistling Bastard.

American Bob said:Why you don't like me Whistling.

Canadian Pete said: NO -What are you a Fucking Bird or a Fucking Cocksucker!

by pimp daddy sugar ray November 7, 2011

whistling through my ass

Talking complete and utter nonsense. When something someone is saying is so completely and totally inaccurate and worthless that its value equates roughly to a whistling noise emanating from the anal area.

Phil said he's going to run for President next year!
Yeah right, he's just whistling through his ass!

Do I know what I'm talking about here or am I just whistling through my ass?

by Jotinmick March 24, 2016

White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

by Allison January 21, 2004