Whippy whoppy

A term for when you masterbate with no lubricant

I'll give you a whippy whoppy!

by Sirllamathefirst November 20, 2025

whippy whoopy

it is when someone uses their male genitalia as a whip and hit another person till they glaze

My teacher whippy whoopyed me in clss

by JJMgreen7 November 20, 2025

mr whippy shift

to describe some one as being super whipped by their girl/boyfriend.

hey did you go out last night or did you get stuck with a mr whippy shift.

by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

Slippy Whippy

A small thin penis that is abnormally slick and cracks like a whip

Damn, Ethan has a slippy whippy

by HelloMyPenisIsBig November 9, 2018

dirty whippy

Drinking yourself to sleep after a night of texting all the girls you’re in love with and all your streaks

I was so horny last night I pulled a dirty whippy

by Chase Norvel April 20, 2020

Mr Whippy

A type of excrement a level above diarrhoea, soft enough to hold together, characterised by its tapering finished top, reminiscent of a Mr Whippy soft serve ice cream.

Watch out don't tread in that dog turd man! It's a proper Mr Whippy

by Richmilo January 26, 2021

Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy ice cream van music, but it is just imagined.

"Do you hear that? It's Mr Whippy and his music!"
"There's nothing there!"
"Oh darn it must have been a Phantom Whippy."

by anonymous June 9, 2022