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Perfect Week

7 days, 7 girls, how could it get any better?
Barney is 3 for 3 so far, on his way to a perfect week.

-From How I Met Your Mother
by HimymTV February 1, 2010
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weekend water

by kleinsound May 11, 2008
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Weekend Nachos

"Yo did you go to the Weekend Nachos show last weekend?"

"Yeah dude mad pit fatalities."
by dicksneeze January 18, 2009
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Weekend Withdrawal

The feeling one gets on a Sunday night or Monday (and possibly after) following a good weekend. Symptoms are a sadness to wait a week for the weekend, a need to party/club/etc, depression when you hear a party/club/dance song, the need to go out during the week even if it means disregarding responsibilities, and others of the sort.
Tyler: I'm going to skip class tomorrow.
Will: Why?
Tyler: I have weekend withdrawal, I'm going to find a party.
by DAFWMT September 28, 2011
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crunch week

That one week where ALL of your professors decide to give you projects/exams. It makes a lot of students fail under pressure. This week is usually towards the end of a semester.
Eddy: Ben, are you showing up for soccer practice?

Ben: Nah, it's crunch week. I've got three tests and two projects due tomorrow. These teachers have got no personal lives.

Eddy: Alright then. See ya next week.
by HazeStorm777 March 21, 2017
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He-Man Weekend

The 55 hour time frame from 5pm, Friday until 11:59pm, Sunday, in which a male individual engages in sexual intercourse with at least 3 different females within a minimum of 3 separate sessions.
Bow to me, I've just completed the coveted He-Man Weekend.
by Squirty McDirty March 29, 2011
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The "Three-Week" theory

The "Three-Week" theory is a developmental hypothesis stating that any obsession that occurs past the length of three consecutive weeks will become cemented within the personality and manner of the obsessor.

The "Three-Week" theory begins with an individual learning about or re familiarizing themselves with a certain subject. This subject can be a person, place, thing, or idea. The obsessor throws their entire physical, mental, and spiritual selves into the study, following, and application of said subject. While most cases of hardcore obsession cease after a period spanning anywhere from fifteen minutes to two weeks, the obsessors in these cases prolong their obsession to the length of a three-week period. Once this three week period is hit, the obsession has been proven to occupy a small but significant portion of the obsessors brain. At this point, the impact of the obsession will now become long-lasting, or in some cases, permanent. Most obsessors may be aware after the three-week period that their obsession has reached the point of no return, though some obsessors lack the self-awareness to recognize the unnatural nature of their obsession.
Friend 1: I can't believe Jennifer's still obsessed with Jacob Sartorius. I thought it was just a joke but it's been three whole weeks.

Friend 2: According to the "Three-Week" theory, there's no stopping her obsession now.
by William Bradley Pits May 25, 2021
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