weasel turd

1. "Weasel Turd" is a song shown once you end the game Stronghold Crusader (look it up).

"OOHAAAAAOOOHAAOHHA" <- Screaming weasel turd

by Sam Muench April 1, 2008

Weaselnita

A female hispanic that uses deception while deceiving and tricking men.

I don't mess with that bitch Dulce anymore. She is the biggest weaselnita I've ever met in my life!

by Aerire October 21, 2014

pulling a Weaver

falling asleep or passing out with a full alcoholic beverage in your hand and spilling it all over yourself

I woke up soaking wet after pulling a Weaver.

by Red D January 11, 2009

ballgrabbing weasel-fucker

Something extremely funny once uttered by a drunk person. Might be an insult.

" You ballgrabbing weasel-fucker! "

by mike July 27, 2004

Weasel Stew

Menu item at the Princess Restaurant in Frostburg, Md., conceived in 2000 after the Washington Redskins broke their training-camp lease with the local college. Jack Kent Cooke and Maryland lawmakers had worked out a 10-year, $331,000-per-year deal, designed to bring tourist dollars to western Maryland, as part of the agreement that brought the Redskins to Prince George’s County. Shortly after buying the team, Redskins Owner Dan Snyder defaulted on the deal so he could hold training camp at Redskins Park, where he charged $10 admission and $10 parking. In 2001, Snyder paid the school $750,000 to settle the matter. The school used the money to establish an endowment named for Cooke.

There's nothing better than watching the Redskins lose while eating a bowl of Weasel Stew.

by NemoDC February 26, 2011

Myspace Weasel

Someone who sets up a blank phantom page that grants them entry into other peoples MySpace for the sole purpose of being nosey and gleaning peoples personal information without contributing anything back.

1. "How the hell did Kristin find out about last weekend?"
2. "Oh, she's a Myspace Weasel, she probably finger fucked your page for anything useful.

by John Wesley February 11, 2008

Greased Weasel

The Greased Weasel is the sickest rugby tournament in all of New York. It takes place in Oswego NY and is held by the SUNY Oswego's Men and Women's teams. If you win the Greased Weasel you are invited to the legendary drink-up that is equally if not more fun than the tournament itself! There will be some things you cannot un-see and alumnus you cannot un-meet, but is overall equivalent to rugby Christmas.

Hey, are you excited for the Greased Weasel?
Yeah! I moved my wedding to make sure I could go!

by chachachachachooddee June 1, 2016