WateeCrapped

Being stood up or bailed on by the Watee Bird (aka B Waters).

Boy, the bird really wateecrapped on us tonight. What next, will we get Douchemayored?

by She-a December 21, 2004

watters

A word commonly used to refer to homosexual men, or to call someone homosexual

"This guy I know, he is such a watters"

by Ben An August 23, 2006

watties

mens underwear boxers

that guy just had the watties ripped clean off him

by Tattie November 25, 2006

wattle chopper

Someone who is too "straight", "clean" or "square". Two possible etymologies. In Australia: originally a developer who chops down wattle (Acacia) trees, taming the wilderness. Everywhere else: originally someone who uses Autotune. If you gently karate-chop your adam's apple when you sing, you can sound like you are using autotune.

Have you ever seen Joe bust a move? I haven't either. He must be a wattle chopper.

by Mauritius Moorhen June 12, 2011

watterson/dempster personallity

AKA Jekel and Hyde ! A person with an exteme case of schizophrenia! On one side the WATTERSON is a person wanting to be a ned or 'one of the boyzz' but he is torn between his love of the boyz abd drinking buckkfast and all round being a DEADBEAT! and having to actually having a job and paying the bills, he also has a problem with actually doing such simple tasks around the house because his mommy isnt there(proberly helping the fav son) THEN on the other hand there DEMPSTER side ....... complete opposite!

Whats the hells up with him, was talking to him? I was talking to him a minute ago and he was fine and now two drinks of Buckfast and he's sreaming like an idiot and moaning about everything?????

Dont worry mate..... he's a watterson/dempster personallity !!

by BAINBS1 December 15, 2008

Wattie

Super cunt fat ass ugly

Wattie is a cunt never date him

by Swagstar May 14, 2015

wattle waggle

A person of whom has pronounced facial jowls or multiple chins / necks.With vigourous movement , the movement of soft facial features ripples like waves.

My wife and our Neighbour were embroiled in a heated arguement .Their Faces where doing the Wattle waggle

by bufflet October 14, 2017