3 definitions by Mauritius Moorhen
Someone who is too "straight", "clean" or "square". Two possible etymologies. In Australia: originally a developer who chops down wattle (Acacia) trees, taming the wilderness. Everywhere else: originally someone who uses Autotune. If you gently karate-chop your adam's apple when you sing, you can sound like you are using autotune.
Have you ever seen Joe bust a move? I haven't either. He must be a wattle chopper.
by Mauritius Moorhen May 18, 2011
An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.
On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!
by Mauritius Moorhen June 14, 2018
A. A tough person (either gender, any ethnicity, usually over 22) who can get really pissed off about all the right things (hipsters, gamers without social skills, big government) but doesn't make a big deal about it. Mionas show up at protests, just because it's a good thing to do- they usually protest individually. They do not recognize themselves as a group. Mionas like being good with their hands, and camping, though sometimes they just like the idea of camping and frequently get lost if they do it.
B. A groove/dance rhythm halfway between drum 'n' bass and samba.
B. A groove/dance rhythm halfway between drum 'n' bass and samba.
Camping with an absent-minded miona would be ridiculously annoying if she wasn't so nice about it.
I wanna miona all day long.
I wanna miona all day long.
by Mauritius Moorhen January 17, 2013