Wasabi Jerk

1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.

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2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.

"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"

"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"

by FOADboner July 3, 2009

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wasabichild

A bitter, harsh person who has no morals or integrity, and who often lies.

Derived from the roots of the word, wasabi and child. Wasabi is harsh and burns, and children can often lie.

pronounced: wah- saw- bi-chilled

John: I was talking to Mex, and he said Dilip was a total wasabichild.

Katie: Woah, Actually?
John: Yeah, Mex said that Dilip said he was going to meet him for breakfast at 6:55, but Dilip never showed up.

Katie: Wow, Dilip is a wasabichild.

by Snapchapian June 9, 2013

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Wasani

Very handsome , funny and intellectual man. Wasani means Our Sun

Wow!! Whenever Wasani walks into a room the room lights up.

by fosache December 10, 2018

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wasatch high school

Everyone is either super overly enthusiastic or hates the school with a fiery passion. Stoners are abundant. Judgment is constant. Located in Heber City, Utah. Instagram is everything.

They’re from wasatch high school so we will easily win.

by Master Egg November 6, 2017

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That was a joke

What one says after the awkward pause that follows his or her having said something incredibly stupid and usually unfunny. Can be substituted with "I was joking."

We oughta burn down the public library and build a giant casino because that would balance the budget. *Awkward pause.* That was a joke.

by Fred the Wolf July 23, 2008

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