bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".

"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."

by tranquillo June 15, 2005

warming the cockles

it means making someone happy and give them a feeling of contentedness.

example The politicians warming the cockles of voter's hearts prior to elections clarifies their malicious intentions.

by pihu March 12, 2014

Warm tornado

When You give a women a cow-girl and she farts on your balls

Last night Karen gave me the warm tornado bro

by Milk it June 1, 2022

anti-warmonger

A person who is as rabidly anti-war as you can get without venturing into violence.

Depending on the crowd, she sometimes referred to herself as a pacifist and at other times, she preferred the more in-your-face and dangerous sounding term, anti-warmonger.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

warm it up

Start it up, get something going on

"Warm it up Chris"
Chris says "I'm about to"

by spacecase February 3, 2004

happiness is a warm gun

a Beatles song that was written by Lennon, party about Yoko, and the idea came from a gun magazine with the caption "Happiness is a warm gun in your hand." Great song, period.

happiness is a warm gun. bang bang, shoot shoot.

by Cliff Dickens June 23, 2004

warm toilet seat

Quite possibly the only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm toilet seat. The thought of sitting and basking in the misery of someone else's rectal warmth is not only disturbing, but also detestable, repugnant, hideous, and completely repulsive. The most heinous, hardened criminal should not have to suffer a fate as bad as sitting on a warm toilet seat.

Those that enjoy warm toilet seats usually also enjoy drinking room temperature coffee, eating food off the floor despite the expiration of the 5-second rule, not washing their hands after using the bathroom (worsened only by the use of a warm toilet seat), discarding of damp baby diapers into a trash receptacle inside the house, using a reused plastic bag to pick-up dog feces with their hand, and other vile, wretched acts.

The only thing worse than a warm toilet seat is a warm public toilet seat. Should you find yourself forced to use a warm public toilet seat, you should promptly burn all of the flesh subjected to this unholy hell. May God have mercy on your soul.

Jeff: OMG! I just had to use the bathroom in the office. The toilet seat was......WARM!

Kari: Dear God! A warm toilet seat? Say it ain't so!

Jeff: It is so. I'm so ashamed, but there was no alternative.

Kari: I will pray for you. Meanwhile, here's some gasoline and a match. You know what you have to do.

by SmellyMullet June 16, 2014