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No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.
Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."
by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010
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X Called, they want their Y Back

This phrase is a derogatory saying that usually denounces someone's style in something. "X" is usually replaced with a time period whom the person's style reflects. "Y" is replaced with the item being made fun of or denounced.

Another permutation of this saying is more common on imageboards, messageboards, and forums. china called...
Examples of X Called, they want their Y Back...

Hey, Justin Bieber called, he wants his singing skills back.
Hey, the 1970s called, they want their clothing back
Hey, Elvis called, he wants his hair back
by Some dude with a Guitar November 25, 2010
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a phrase said by someone who wants to give out vimto chewits
Louis: ey

Dom: yo louis

Louis: do you want a vimto chewit lad

Dom: yes lad
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u want shum

Hey baby, u want shum?
by the sneaky pigeon July 7, 2016
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Help Wanted

Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.
The official SpongeBob channel has uploaded Help Wanted onto YouTube. Give it a watch.
by The Chicken Didn't Die in Vain September 13, 2021
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do you want to die

the sassier/classier form of the popular phrase "fuck off"

can be used anytime someone around you needs to be taken down a peg due to aggressive or hostile behavior or inappropriate/unwarranted sass

you can exponentially increase the sassiness of this phrase by using it against someone in their own home
Friend A: "Man it must suck to be as ugly as you."

Friend B: "Hey Carl. Do you want to die."
by MarinIsExtra March 30, 2017
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want sum fuk

The wise words of a legendary bird
by Cooper the Cantaloupe April 20, 2017
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