uncultured walnut

A dumb asshole who is ignorant and whose stupidity cannot be defined other than a non-moving, non-thinking, redneck plant offspring.

"lol you cut yourself for followers on instagram."
"Goodbye America, hello New York!"
These people are uncultured walnuts.

by A Cultured Walnut January 28, 2014

walnut crunch

The act of covering a giant brown turd in cum

OH DUDE!!! u just made a walnut crunch on the couch! NASTY!

by jasowat January 29, 2007

Walnut Creek

Walnut Creek is a city in the Bay Area with an amazing downtown, good schools, and fun things to do if you know the right people. While the downtown is famous for its high end stores like Betsey Johnson, it also has cool underground thrift stores.

Walnut Creek is quiet and relaxing or fun and exciting depending where you go.

by cool kids unite! March 29, 2008

sanding the walnut

Jerking off while massaging the testicles

"Sorry I'm late for dinner mom, I was just sanding the walnut"

by Caleb Bryant July 22, 2006

bag of walnuts

1. An utterly bland, boring person with little or no personality.

Dude, did you meet the new programmer? What a bag of walnuts!

by eyesontheprize September 18, 2007

wet walnut

the pleasurable wetting of the sinus system by means of a squirt of cum directed into the nostril(s)

Justin thought he'd feel demeaned if I came on his face, but no one is demeaned by a wet walnut.

by Joyce Jamesson January 31, 2008

Bald Walnut

The clean shaven nether-regions of females.

"Her pussy was a Bald Walnut!, not a hair in sight."

by Davebob July 9, 2007