Wally

Someone who is a lying piece of shit thief, and a complete idiot.

That fucking wally stole a bunch of shit then cries about his girl cheating on him with his brother

by Johnny Ballzzz June 16, 2016

Wally

Def. - A person who is in a social place (clubs, bars, etc.) with friends, and just sits there all night all quiet, not getting up and socializing.

"How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance, by standing on the wall..! Get your back up off the Wally..

by URALYA June 17, 2013

Wally

n. a weirdo who hits on lesbians. A male who is so desperate, if he does not get the chance to date a particular girl, he will spread rumors about her in hopes that she come running to him. A male who gives Homer Simpson a bad name because he works in the nuclear plant.

That wally just doesn't get it? No wonder he can't get a date.

by temptress bum May 14, 2004

The Wally

Another word for Wal-Mart.

"Hey, Mom! We're out of milk, so I'm giong to The Wally."

by Xpinkranger September 19, 2009

wally it

The act in which a male fakes an orgasm. The male equivalent of a female fake out.
When the male doesn't want to complete intercourse, he will fake an orgasm.

I was tired, I had to wally it.
Listen man, I was so drunk, I was getting the spins, I had to wally it.

by Two pump chump November 10, 2010

wooden wally wally

A tree limb or a portion of a tree limb that looks rather like a dick and balls.

Scotty pulled out his wooden wally wally out of his back pocket and hit David up side his head.

by Marvel Xavier November 21, 2006

wallie

a shit like water..diarrhea

"oh my she was on the toilet for ages doing a wallie"
or
"i think i'm going to wallie"

by cheesy knees March 13, 2009