"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. " - Tom Cruise
"I always wake and jenk. Everyday. I even got my own batch of home brew." - Area local
"I always wake and jenk. Everyday. I even got my own batch of home brew." - Area local
by mudbutt55 January 15, 2013
Get the Wake and Jenk mug.When someone wakes up at earlier than they wanted to on the weekend because they are used to waking up early for work.
Dave - "Fuck man, I'm really tired today because I work waked at 6am this morning and couldn't get back to sleep."
Kevin - "Go fuck yourself"
Kevin - "Go fuck yourself"
by DirtyDaveSanchez December 19, 2010
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Wake and bake is when you wake up after sleeping and immediately smoke marijuana. It immediately makes one feel an incredible high. Also know as......
"Whats a wake and bake?" said the freshman to the senior......." That's when I arise with red eyes...turn n burn, pillow and billow, roust and roast, resin toast, raise n toast, oj and roll a j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, BIG BOWL A RAISIN BRAIN BIG BOWL O RESIN MAAAN!, BISQUICK AND QUICK HIT THIS SHIT, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, mach 3 turbo and pack thee herbo, armor n hammer baking soda and peroxide whitening toothpaste and SMOKE SOME WEED! Arise my sticky green villagers. Big meeting at the firepit, be brave my villagers! Some wont make it back...for today nugs will die, but for we as a village, the hour of weed is up on us, for today we PACK THE CHRON AT THE CRACK OF DAWN!"
by GhOsT DoGg 79 March 24, 2010
Get the wake and bake mug.Noun used to describe when you and your friend(s) are on your period and thinking the exact same thing, sometimes several times in succession.
It can also be used when not on one's menstruation, but that was not what the phrase was originally meant for.
It can also be used when not on one's menstruation, but that was not what the phrase was originally meant for.
Julia: OMG, Nancy, you know what we should do?
Nancy: Steal Bob's chocolate bar?!
Julia: Yes! We're, like, totally on the same vagina wavelength.
Nancy: Steal Bob's chocolate bar?!
Julia: Yes! We're, like, totally on the same vagina wavelength.
by BriFee June 17, 2009
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The University of Wake Tech for high achievers of America is the most prestigious school on this side of the mississippi and has graduated such successful individuals as that dude who sells speakers out of a van at walmart, or that one dude who strategically places hamburger patties between sesame buns...
by iamaputtputtpro April 16, 2009
Get the Wake Tech mug.Jon got black-out drunk last night and woke up with a dead hooker in his bed, classic vegas wake-up call.
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