wait a sex

the thing that is most commonly mistyped to the opposite sex when attemtping to type "wait a sec"

Dumb:Wait a sex.
Dumber: You want it now?
Dumb: What? Sure.
Dumbest: What about me?
Dumb: You aren't even supposed to fucking be here.

by --a0a-- February 25, 2003

Just Wait On It

A surprising and major come up/comeback to take place in the near future to prove wrong to those who doubted you.

I may have lost my job but I'm gona bounce back, just wait on it.

by ManManTres April 16, 2015

Wait, shit.

You have just had an argument, or told a lie, and its very close to coming back to haunt you. This is the moment when you want to reply, but realise its too late.

This phrase can often follow:
*A stammering of non-linked words
*An "Oh no I mean"
*A deep breath
*It can also be said as the person is allready leaving/gone.

"Does my butt look big in this?"

"Your butt always looks big... oh no I mean, wait, shit."

by fleshandblood August 7, 2009

wait...what?

Mantra of the Attention Deficit Disordered. Literally: stop talking and start over. Needs a good full 1 second pause between words. "wait (one thousand one) what?" and it's vital that eye contact is not made.

" so were both going to have to go in both cars so we can leave one for Will at his work so he won't have to get a ride home."
... ... "wait...what?"

by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

go wait in the car

Told to one who will not shut up, or one who has just made an off color or unfunny joke at an inappropriate time.

Professor: Open your textbooks to page 594.
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--

by Fairyland June 16, 2007

Wait for it

A sentence-enhancing phrase, used to illustrate the epicness of an object/situation/event. Recently popularised and revived by How I Met Your Mother character Barney.

Example#1: Dude, I bought some dank quality porn - wait for it- ography. Behold the ass-kickery.

Example #2: This is going to be legen - wait for it - dary.

by Dude of Life June 24, 2008

Wait wat

A phrase used if you don't know what the heck someone is talking about.

1: So yeah I was watching a show on TV called the Biggest Loser and Jen was so cool but I didn't like Ben but Ken was pretty cool.
2: Wait wat?

1: I eat nails for breakfast
2: Really
1: Literally :)
2: Wait wat?

by Unawnumus January 28, 2009