vultch

when a person gets the kill in halo multiplayer after someone else has weakened their shields to the point of death.

did you see that? i just vultched that 12 year old's kill.

by carl winslow's moustache January 17, 2008

vulcan death fart

An extremely stinky release of foul gasses emitted from a persons ass. usually makes people sick and causes them to leave.

Mr. edpettit cut a vulcan death fart and half of the class left. He needs to improve his diet!

by loser edpettit April 23, 2008

Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman with two fingers of one hand in both holes at the same time

I gave my bird a serious session of the vulcan last night and she creamed all over my hand

by Mr Mong November 29, 2004

Vulcan Death Glare

A glare that is given with so much anger and hatred that you feel frozen and can't move from it's intensity

Seymour: Jeez, did you see that Vulcan Death Glare he gave me? I couldn't react it was so scary!

Monty: Yea, I thought he was going to try and kill you!

by McScary January 13, 2009

Parking Vulcher

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.

I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher

by David Valentine January 22, 2011

Vulcan Clap

(aka the Vulcan High Five) The act of inserting the index and middle fingers in the pussy and the ring and pinky fingers in the ass. Inserting the second hand the same way and proceeding to clap or high five yourself.

Joe: How did it go with Jenny ?
Tom: It was the best, I gave her the Vulcan Clap.

by Vulcan++ June 28, 2018

Vuchach

A complete and total faggot.

That loser is such a vuchach

by Spiro Grekousi January 30, 2008