3 definitions by Mr Mong

First Issue

Semen

A male's first discharge of jizz by way of any sexual act

We are so proud, Sandeep produced his first issue at scout camp this weekend

by Mr Mong November 25, 2004

Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman with two fingers of one hand in both holes at the same time

I gave my bird a serious session of the vulcan last night and she creamed all over my hand

by Mr Mong November 29, 2004

Father's Milk

Semen jizz spunk cum protein

Mark:How did you get on last night with that new Lass of yours
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk

by Mr Mong December 2, 2004