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Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.

Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.
by malmix April 27, 2007
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Vitaphilia

Vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh

- Noun

The erotic attraction to living beings. The opposite of necrophilia.

Many zombies are considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced Voreaphiliaalso.
Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude! I'd totally bang that chick!
Therapist: I see. You appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia!

Ex. 2

Zombie 1: Graah, guh, bwuh, GRAAAH. {Translation: Hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl over there! I think I'll go over and "eat her out", if you catch my meaning!}
Zombie 2: Bwuh? Grahhgh hugrhh! {Translation: What? That's sick! You must have vitaphilia!}
Zombie 1: Gruhbuh, raghhh. {Translation: At least I'll be eating tonight, asshole.}
by O Tired One March 29, 2009
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vitakinesis

the kinetic ability to heal an individual (other than yourself) instantaneously
All doctors & nurses should have vitakinesis.
by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008
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Vitalija

A person who is extremly kind, considereate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you uncondittionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enogh to have Vitalija for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers.
David: you are so lycky to have a girl like Vitalija!
Antino: I know! She's so amazing! She deserves someone so much better than me.
by JustSomeGuy1221 January 28, 2018
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Vitaminicious

When something is very juicy in vitamins. Very nutritious food, something you need to eat 😏👅
Look at that booty it’s so vitaminicious
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Vitan Chapov

Jessica: your such a Vitan Chapov, im glad I have someone like you
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