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vaginitis

1. n. Inflammation of the vagina. Also called colpitis.

2. n. not literally referring to a medical ailment, but rather an attitudinal condition in which one is acting like a vagina: usually refers to men taking on female characteristics such as weakness or symptoms resembling those of female P.M.S.
1. I need to go to the gynecologist to see if I have vaginitis

2. a.

Bruce: Ow! I scraped me knee! Ow ow ow!

Steve: Wow, Bruce... how's the vaginitis treating you?

b. Bruce: Will you MOVE?! I feel bloated!!!

Steve: SOMEONE has a severe case of vaginitis...
by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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Elephantitis Vaginitis

The swelling of a woman's vagina that is so large her vagina can obviously be seen through her pants. Sometimes confused with camel toe, this condition differs in that it involves the entire mons pubis area and not just the vaginal lips. The easiest time to observe this phenomena is at the gym with women wearing lycra shorts or pants.
OMG, Andrea has the worst case of elephantitis vaginitis I've ever seen. She really needs to wear something to cover that up!
by vinspector December 18, 2011
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Vannie

Vannie- the most amazing girl you can ever meet. She is gorgeous and is always there for you. She's a dick sometimes but she's still the best person you can ever know. Her smile will make your smile. Her eyes you can get lost in. Her nose is crooked but it's still sexy as fuck. Vannie is a total tease. Vannie is not scared to show who she is and does not care what people think of her. She will tease you hard but you will know she's kidding with you. Vannie has everything you want in a girl. Her looks are the best that you will ever see and her personality is also amazing. She's short which makes her so fucking cute. If you have the pleasure of meeting Vannie don't fuck it up cause she's a real nigga. She will also friend zone you...
Andrew: Vannie you look great
Vannie: thanks your such a good FRIEND
by Big Pappi 99 August 18, 2015
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Vaginista

Some one having exceptional knowledge of, fondness for and ability with vaginas.
He wasn't just a vagenius. He proved his ability over and over. He was a vaginista
by The Vaginista January 5, 2010
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Vagini

Dude! I was so drunk last night, I think I drank one to many vaginis.
by Superhottytom April 13, 2009
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Vagini

Dude, look at all the vagini here.
by 10.21.93=] April 10, 2009
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Vaginization

The sexist, though oftentimes welcomed, practice of repressing the masculine and replacing it with ultra-feminist thoughts, beliefs and actions in order to endear yourself to feminists.

In other words, this is the process where one allows people's views that masculine traits are evil and must be rooted out to cause that person to voluntarily root them out. Oftentimes, this is done by beta-males to appease a feminist whom they wish to have sex with.
The vaginization of 21st century men is causing irreparable harm to heterosexual relationships as roles are not clearly understood thus leading to stress within the relationship.

Tim's vaginization is going well. Soon you won't even know that he ever had balls and he might even get laid by one of those feminists.
by UcladudeJon June 29, 2016
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