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Douchebagger Vance

1)Someone who does not perform well on the golf course, due to being hungover

2)Someone who performs general douchebaggery on the golf course and thinks they are good but they are not.
1) Jeremy: "How did you play?"
Danny: "Like Douchebagger Vance"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."

2) Jeremy: "How was golf?"
Danny: "Some Douchebagger Vance kept hitting into people and taking forever to hit a 5 yard shot!"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."
by Doodle Bugs September 8, 2008
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vanderjagt

1;To buckle under pressure when needed most.
2;A liquored up kicker who has missed every clutch kick he has ever attemted.
Mike couldn't handle the pressure of a deadline and his company lost money,what a vanderjagt.
by Tha Grunks January 25, 2006
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Vanderslooten

To finally get busted for doing something stupid/wrong for a long time without punishment, when it is obvious to everyone else

Referring to Joran Van der Sloot finally getting jailed with evidence for alledgedly killing women when it was obvious to the entire world
"He got Vanderslooten for screwing off at work for a year."

"She caught him in bed doing it, dude is Vanderslooten.
by Veggielady June 11, 2010
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vanderloo

a stupid kid who is such a virgin it's like wow omg
hey look at that cunt over there named Vanderloo wtf
by DoggyToucher123 September 20, 2017
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vanderjagt

(Van-der-jack)
Verb- to miss royally or to mess up big time.
derived from Mike Vanderjagt of the Indianapolis Colts who kicked a game tying field goal a good 15 yards wide against the Pittsburgh Steelers on January 15, 2006.
I got an F on my last test, I really vanderjagted that one.

There is three seconds left in the game and we're down by two, I really hope that he doesn't vanderjagt this shot.
by pk7 January 24, 2006
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vanderqueef

The act of flatulating into a female's vagina and then allowing her to release the gases into one's face.
When joe farted into that girl's puss she vanderqueefed in his face for like 5 seconds
by goosey69 July 5, 2008
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vandergrift

a shit hole were blacks and whites think is the ghetto
my neighbor thinks hes black cause he lives in vandergrift
by ashketchum1 January 15, 2009
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