nivi update

The very first ancestor. 70000 years of age. He was never a focal point in his life. He was simply a measly bystander. He struggles to cope with modern life. Think of him like captain America when he got freed from the ice. He lacks common sense and looks like a T-Rex.

What's going on? I don't have a clue!

Bruh you fucking nivi update!!!!!!

by Car24 January 27, 2022

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Sex Update

When a Game Has an Update That Totally Sexualizes The Game

Stewie: Why Did Minecraft Make Me Cum?
Peter: Because It Had a Sex Update!

by BaconBlue February 20, 2023

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video update

When you record a video blog of yourself, giving updates about your life for everyone you know to watch on facebook. You can communicate big events that a status update won't cover the details of (such as car crashes, failed romances, new kittens, etc), and it's more exciting than writing a note.

Wallner: Did you watch Anna's latest video update?
Dunder: Yeah! It was so interesting, and her hair looks great!
Wallner: I never miss an update!

by banannas123 July 16, 2009

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status update

A change to one's facebook status.

"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"

by newsvava February 10, 2009

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ninja update

When something is updated without notice, like your video game or your rubric for your paper, making you fail

Ex.1 Dude 1: DUDE! I cant join the server! Did steam ninja update the game?
Dude 2: Yeah, they do that alot

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Dude 1: DUDE! My professor updated the rubric for the paper without telling us! I am totally gonna fail!
Dude 2: Sucks for you.

by Darku October 29, 2010

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