underpants gnome

did you ever loose a pair of underpants? well those damn underpants gnomes come and steal them in order of world domination...of the underpants world.

Holy shit...ahhhhhh...there arter me again...shit...god...goddamn you underpants gnomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TwEEk18793&*%$$#! June 5, 2003

Underpants Gnomes

1. Underpants Gnomes are small beings that come to Tweek's room at 3.30 in the night to steal his underpants, Tweek sees them, because he can't sleep - ever !

2. The gnomes steal underpants to make profit. How ?
Like this:
1. Collect underpants
2. ?
3. Profit

3. They even have a working song, like the 7 dwarfs.
Time to go to work !
Work all night !
Searh for underpants hey !
We won't stop until we have underpants!
Yum tum yummy tum hey !

Watch South Park, season 2 episode 17 - Gnomes

Tweek : They're taking my underpants!

Kyle : Will you stop with the Underpants Gnomes, Tweek, we have to work her..

by Rikke K.. November 9, 2006

underpantsed

the state of not being pantsed enough

Jock #1: Hey Jeff, check out Ben over there. He's way underpantsed.

Jock #2: Yeah, let's get him.

by foreverlong April 16, 2007

Underwater Pole Vaulting

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013

Underwater Volcano

First, one must conduct the steps necessary to make the Alaskan pipeline viable (shit in a condom, freeze it).

The Underwater Volcano is when a female voraciously pleasures herself with an Alaskan Pipeline whilst in the bathtub and on her period.

Created by A. UoS 2015.

Dan: Hey Mary, fancy fucking later?

Mary: Sorry Dan, I'm on my period! I think I'll just give the Underwater Volcano a try tonight

Dan: No problem, I've heard the Underwater Volcano is a fantastic experience, enjoy!

by ACL1380138 October 6, 2016

dirty underpants

Under garments (usally refered to as underwear, or panties) that have been soiled in, previously used, or with the famous skid mark (poop stain).

"aww man, I got nothing but dirty underpants"

by Georgia MiKennin March 31, 2009

raging underpass

The act of dancing underneath a concrete structure, to any given beat.

I saw ducky raging underpass!

by WebstersBest June 8, 2016