Reverse Harriet Tubman

When you throw an apple at someone's nuts, although it does not have to have direct contact or be purposefully aimed at one's nuts

Person 1: "Hey dude, do you want an apple?"
Person 2: "Sure!"
Person 1: Throws apple at nuts of person 2
Person 2: "Dude, call that a Reverse Harriet Tubman!"

by PleaseDoNotPleaseStop April 3, 2023

Tuscarawas County

This is a county in NE Ohio. Most of the dudes here are training to be on The Ultimate Fighter. For some reason this is the only place on earth where Acid Bath and Gwar are more popular than the Beatles. When residents reach their mid-twenties, it is common for them to relocate to Charleston South Carolina. Pastimes in Tuscarawas County include driving around on back roads and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, going to open mics to hear 21 year old kids cover Neil Young and Bob Dylan songs on an acoustic guitar, fighting, standing in someone's garage and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, trying to fuck waitresses, and giving people dirty looks in Taco Bell drive-thru. If you were to go to a party or a bar in Tuscarawas County there are many characters you will come across.....1) the dude who has been drinking Jim Beam and listening to Hank the 3rd all night dropping N-Bombs like it's his job. 2) The chick in the girly size Ohio State Jersey that is wasted and so excited that the Buckeys "kicked some fuckin' ass". 3) The dude trying to get a jam-band together. 4) The artsy girl who is going to move to (fill in the blank with some college town) to date some douche that wears a scarf ALL THE TIME. 5) The guy who wants to talk about how sweet Wilco is all night with whoever will listen. 6) The dude who has his XBox 360 hooked up to his cock so he can stream Netflix to the insides of his eyelids.

It's a pretty sweet place.

Don't invite those kids.....they are from Tuscarawas County.

Did you hear Dierks Bentley is playing at the Tuscarawas County Fair this year?

It was so Tuscarawas County when we were blowing lines of coke with those Hog Heaven waitresses.

by The Fading Captain January 11, 2010

Tuscany

The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world

Tuscany was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture. It was 1786 and still going on.

by Sbirro November 21, 2004

Tuscan Mule

Tuscan Mule: (Eng. 20th Cent.) - A chain of sexual moves beginning with a butt fuck followed by a blow job with full inversion of bodily fluids. Basically you are BF'ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the BJ and pull a fluid inversion, instead of spunk she gets piss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of piss in the sinus burn. If she comes back for more, you got a keeper.

Dude, that chick got wasted at the party, and Phil and Wes both pulled Tuscan Mules on her. She needed 4 rolls of paper towels and a pressure washer to clean up.

by Wing Commander November 30, 2005

Tuscaloosa Abortion

When someone punts a baby off of a bridge.

Bob: “Yo I heard your girlfriend was having a baby what do you plan to do with him”

Jeff: “I plan on giving it a Tuscaloosa Abortion so I don’t have to pay child support”

by Ice2esk February 19, 2020

Tuscaloosa Timex

A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.

When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.

by Gary Dell'Abate Baba Booey April 17, 2008

Tuscaloosa Weedwacker

While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.

I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!

by suspect2 February 7, 2010