Tucson Saftey Switch

When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive

I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys

by Bojangleson July 10, 2017

tucson

I live in Tucson... take my advice: dont ever move there. Vacation, ok sure why not? But there is nothing to do in tucson besides school, U of A basketball games, and... well nothing.

Jimmy moved to Tucson for 2 months and he soon died of boredom... literally.

by ZMo January 14, 2005

Tucson, Arizona

1: the most amazing place on Earth!
2: where the hottest girls are from
3: the fucking desert where it's hot as hell... but the shirtless men make it worth it

"Hey! Where are you from?"
"I'm from Tucson, Arizona!"
"Damn you're lucky! You get all those sexy shirtless men!"

by edog202011 February 28, 2009

tucson

A good place to go to school in and thats it. If Tucson didn't have the University of Arizona it would be one of the worst cities in America.

Thank god I have the option of leaving Tucson after I graduate.

by UofA87 July 13, 2006

Tuscan Raided

To receive a Tuscan Raider. Often results in a black eye.

See also: Tuscan Raider, Donkey Punch

"OMG where did you get that black eye?" "I got Tuscan Raided"

by JDAPS March 7, 2009

Tuscan Whip

When satiating ones self and right at the time of climax. Let loose your human love juice into a sock, then put the sock into the freezer. Wait a few hours then right before your roommate somes home you put the sock in the microwave for about a minute or enough time to make it a hot sticky mess inside the sock. As soon as your roommate opens the door whip the sock right into their face.

So for my friends surprise, party right when he came in the door i generously gave him the Tuscan Whip.

by Satiate you February 20, 2011

Tuscan Twister

While urinating in a public restroom you grab the guy next to you's whatisit and twist followed by aiming it up so that he releases all over himself.

Dude, John gave that guy the Tuscan Twister. HAHAHA Look at all the pee on him!!

by Demitri Lethal November 26, 2013