Skip to main content

Tulips

Tulips ON DEEZ NUTZ
B: Tulips are nice aren't they?
G: Indeed.
B: TWO LIPS ON DEEZ NUTS
by Chong69420 April 15, 2020
mugGet the Tulips mug.

Mr.Tuliptoes

A cat who was once a bad ass alley cat but had a terrible head injury and has been "special" ever since.

He was stuffed in a box and taken to the vet. He came home with staples in his head and stitches where his balls used to be.
"That cat just ate a hornet."
'That's Mr.Tuliptoes. He can't help it, he's "special".'
by DandiAndi June 18, 2009
mugGet the Mr.Tuliptoes mug.

Tulipper

A girl who has enough money for one drink, and two lips for the rest of the drinks. Talents include being able to work the crowd for additional drinks and spotting the optimal "tulippee".

see "Bitch Weasle"
Look at that tulipper in the short skirt tulipping my man!!!
by rivahrunnah September 30, 2009
mugGet the Tulipper mug.

tultimask

Tultimask: Verb 1. "to deal with more than one task, badly" 2. Multitasking failure.
When Cate put her books in the oven while studying, watching TV, texting, and baking cookies she knew it was time to stop tultimasking.
by AlephNautical February 27, 2017
mugGet the tultimask mug.

Tulum

A fishing village 10 years ago, today it is like the Bali wannabe of the western hemisphere.

Where a breakfast costs you the same as the average monthly salary of Mexico and more kilos of weed are consumed daily than the number of police cars 50 miles around.

Affordable for international tourists and whitexicans.
Hey, a 100 bucks a round flight to CUN, lets go to Tulum, Dua Lipa just posted a photo there.
by coyoteninja February 4, 2021
mugGet the Tulum mug.

Tulumination

Tuluminati refers to the crowd of people that come to Tulum for a week or two- even the season to show off, dress in their fancy capes and feathers, stay in a 5k a month penthouse in Aldea Zama, go to jungle parties, spend $500 a night in fancy hotels, and contribute to the problem by buying drugs and sniffing coke on the beach.

They are not interested in interacting with locals or learning about projects to give back- they are colonizers and consumers exploiting the indigenous, putting money in the pocket of the cartels, and look good in their fancy hats and kimonos while doing it.

In contrast, Tuluminated are those seeking higher truth- they attend ecstatic dance, yoga, workshops, crypto meetups, the occasional plant medicine ceremony. They typically live in La Veleta or Villas Tulum and are drug and alcohol free. They attend regenerative meetings, donate to local charities and host beach clean ups. They are here to build community, expand consciousness, and improve themselves along the way.

They organize events that bring community together and give back. They create discussions around sustainability, improving systems and building the New Earth.

The process of becoming Tuluminated is called Tulumination. The Tuluminatis can become Tuluminated by learning about the local culture and how to help the environment.

The actions are known as Tuluminating- spreading love and light and promoting events and projects that are doing good for the people and planet.
Being Tuluminati is so out!!! Tulumination is the new wave!!!
What are they doing?!

They’re Tuluminating.

They are so Tuluminated- they run community centered events and gather people together to enjoy music at their house!
by theartofspontaneity September 26, 2021
mugGet the Tulumination mug.

Dem Tulips

The outer lips or labia majora of the vagina
Her pants were on so tight you could see dem tulips...
by Safmarine September 17, 2012
mugGet the Dem Tulips mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email