Weak Tots

Failure to live up to one's preconceived expectations.

"I bought a $50 bottle of wine and it tasted just like Two-buck-chuck."

"Weak tots."

by scottyjski January 13, 2009

tootstain

A tootstain is a stain that leaves a wet, yet soft poop stain in the underwear, caused by a quiet fart.

Not to be confused with fartstain.

Jane Doe: "fffffff"
John Doe: "What the hell was that, honey?"
Jane Doe: "I believe I just tooted!"
John Doe: "That sounded wet."
Jane Doe: "Oh damnit, it looks like I gave myself a tootstain."

by Mary Jizzle May 6, 2008

Tootsiejob

When you stick your dick into a girls ass and it is covered in shit. Then she proceeds to lick it off until you ejaculate.

Dude 1: I heard you got a tootsiejob last night.
Dude 2: Yeah brosif; it was awesome when my dick was covered in all that shit but it was so clean at the end of the night that i didn't even bother to shower.

by podizzle September 23, 2009

Prosti-tots

Young, teenage girls, that dress whorish enough to look like a real prostitutes.

For example, my buddy and I are going to the mall to scope out all the prosti-tots.

by psmitchum February 7, 2009

Tootsies

AKA: Toes
Toot-Sees

That girl has the cutest tootsies

by Getta February 16, 2008

hater tots

Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.

- "He acts like he's the shit because he has that Mercedes SLR."

- "Man, you need to cut down on all those hater tots you've been eating."

by aoc January 7, 2006

Chill Your Tots

a remark used up to 37 times a day. When someone is not chilling you tell them to chill their tots. This comment is made when someones tots are in the oven. This phrase may only be used by laxers.

peter-"dude im sketching out right now, were the fuck are we!"

phil-"chill your tots bro"

by Chill Brosenman April 28, 2009