trumpatized 

Trumpatized: The sudden sense of despair one feels upon realizing that Donald Trump is still president of the U.S.

Trumpatized: When I learned the orange buffoon had access to the 'nuclear button,' I felt tumpatized.

trumpatized by Not a Trumptard January 31, 2018

Ass Trumpets 

Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.

"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.

Ass Trumpets by JohannFarley November 14, 2014

tea and trumpets 

When your balls are in a girl's mouth and you fart on her nose.

Tea Bagging with a fart.

I got this drunk girl to come over for some Tea and Trumpets last night.

tea and trumpets by arel666 September 29, 2009

trumpified

Go From Broke To a Millionaire in a YEAR

I Told you man last year trumpified me

trumpified by copythat10-4 July 13, 2011

Trumpionship 

An unexpected yet resounding victory

Do Republicans won the presidency, Senate and House. Trumpionship!

Trumpionship by Beerhimer November 10, 2016

Sound the Trumpets 

A Phrase said before Farting and/or fart before said poop.

"Fran" - Sound the Trumpets ! It's that time again.
"Chip" - Man, Thats dolphin in the chowder....

Sound the Trumpets by Diggaman81 March 30, 2010

trumpenis 

a small, ugly, limp penis that cannot satisfy a women or a man

Betty: Johnny acts like such an arrogant ass and always bragging

Joan: Yeah I heard from Rhonda who slept with him that he has trumpenis
Betty: Oh that explains it

trumpenis by yugeguy February 2, 2017