Definitions by arel666

fantasy banquet 

An elaborate and formal evening of food and drinks for the members of your fantasy league, often followed by speeches whereby teams trash talk each other for their lack of fantasy prowess. All league members must participate. Often a trophy is presented to the league champion.

Artie forgot to invite me to the fantasy banquet this year and I'm super pissed about it.

fantasy banquet by arel666 August 10, 2017

torrentard 

- a person who does not know what a bit torrent is.

- a person who continually asks you to to acquire software and media because they have neither the aptitude nor the consideration to figure it out for themselves.

Why don't you download it yourself you torrentard?

Dave's coming over with a drive to copy the new OS because he's torrentarded.

torrentard by arel666 February 5, 2010

tea and trumpets 

When your balls are in a girl's mouth and you fart on her nose.

Tea Bagging with a fart.

I got this drunk girl to come over for some Tea and Trumpets last night.

tea and trumpets by arel666 September 29, 2009