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Post traumatic down syndrome

Post traumatic down syndrome - a condition that mimicks down syndrome that is directly caused by Trauma.
by Michelle Gee April 20, 2021
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trimatic

A three speed automatic transmission made for various Holden vehicles from 1970 through to 1988 such as the Torana, Kingswood and Camira. It was replaced by various GM units. Often endeared "Trimagic" for its fluid, smooth shifts, or "Traumatic" for its dire reliability record, the copious amount of power it robbed from the engine, and the overwhelming amount of oil it left on your driveway. Operation is by a column shift or floor shift.
"yeah he's got a 253 V8, shame about the trimatic though"
by mildewmatt December 27, 2008
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Traumatic Rizz

When your rizz is so bad to the point it traumatizes people and will possibly give them ptsd.
Person 1: GRGRGRHGEGHHHHRGHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCKKKK-
Person 1: What’s yo snap?
Person 2: What..
Person 1: GIVE ME THE SNAP.
Person 2: Okay, okay, please don’t hurt me or my family.
Person 3: That’s some traumatic rizz.
by Funky Punk January 25, 2023
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Post Traumatic Dick Disorder

Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .
" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."
by _sammyn April 4, 2015
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post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.
by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007
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Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder

An anxiety disorder that is triggered from witnessing one's team choke, whether that be a spring training game, season game, or playoff game. Symptoms include:

-Fair weather sportsmanship
-Ranting about the choke
-Afraid to watch any games
-Making excuses to not watch a game (playing video games, homework, on the computer)
-Avoidance of talk about recent games
-Loss of faith in team
-Low self-esteem, unable to defend team from rival fans
Example 1:

Joe: Dammit! The Cubs just keep losing!

Kel: Screw this, I'm gonna go to the bar!

Few minutes later...

Joe: Yes! We tied it!

(Kel runs in the room)

Kel: Alright! They're unstoppable!

Joe: Damn, Kel. No need to hide your PTCD.

Example 2:

Joe: Hey, the Pats won last night!

Kel: Fuck the Pats! All they ever do is fucking lose! We won Super Bowl Fucky-Two! The Giants weren't actually that fucking good enough! It was one of our fucking players!

Joe: Chill, Kel!

Kel: Sorry. Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder.

Example 3:

Joe: Hey, Kel! You gonna watch the ALDS tonight?

Kel: No, I'm probably gonna go out with Jane.

Joe: I thought you broke up with Jane?

Kel: Dammit! My PTCD's acting up again!

Example 4:

Joe: Hey, the Cubs played an amazing game last night!

Kel: Um, can we not talk about the Cubs right now? I happened to miss the game.

Joe: PTCD?

Kel: Yup.

Example 5:

Marvin: Yo, Boston sucks!

Kel: Yeah, whatever.

Joe: Dude, don't take that from him!

Kel: Who cares? I've lost confidence!

Joe: Stop it with the PTCD!

Example 6:

I myself happen to be a sufferer of PTCD. Since the Pats' loss in Super Bowl 42, I have been petrified of ever watching another sports game. The one time I watched a Red Sox game after that was when they choked to the White Sox during a home game in 2010. Since then, I have suffered a double dose of the disorder.
by CloudSephiroth247 July 16, 2011
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Tramatime

The time spent when under the effects of Tramadol.
"Hey bro, it's Tramatime" when you're about to get on the Trama!
by Phaman December 7, 2011
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