Transformer

This occurs when you're fucking a chick. Right before you're ready to blow your wad you pull out and stick your dick into an ice-water bath.

I tried to get to the premiere on time, but I was too busy doing the Transformer with my girlfriend.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

transformers

1.) A Michael Bay film liked by a great deal of people

2.) Something used in comparisons in hopes of being upbeat even in the worst situations

Guy: Dude my best friend just ran over my parents, they died and he got life in prison
Me: man that sucks
Guy: AND i just got the cancer results back, I've got a month to live at best!
Me: hey it could be worse you know... you could be watching transformers right now
Guy: Oh wow I hadn't thought of that... guess my situation isn't all that bad

by Blue Airs December 06, 2009

Transformer

A transformer refers to a man or woman who has decided to change their gender that they were intended to have/born with; in the process of or has completed their transitioning.

Girl : "Did you see the news on Caitlyn Jenner"?
Boy: "You mean the news on Bruce Jenner the "transformer"?

by Anonymous0_0 August 11, 2017

transformers

transformers is when you have sex whilst watching transformers because the girl is bored watching it and wants to be entertained.

bob-lets watch transformers
ellie-okayyy

. . . 1 hour later . . .

ellie-im bored
bob-lets have sex ;)

by nanananaaaaaaaaa March 14, 2009

Enterprise Transformation

An exercise undertaken by a company shortly before its web address becomes a "link to nowhere."

Six months before shuttering its windows and doors, Zombie Hyena Industry Solutions launched a last-ditch Enterprise Transformation initiative.

by The Whole World Is Watching October 28, 2010

Transformers (2007)

Transformers is a 2007 American science fiction action film based on the Transformers toy line. The film, which combines computer animation with live-action, is directed by Michael Bay, with Steven Spielberg serving as executive producer. It stars Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky, a teenager involved in a war between the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, two factions of alien robots who can disguise themselves by transforming into everyday machinery. The Decepticons desire control of the AllSpark, the object that created their robotic race, with the intention of using it to build an army by giving life to the machines of Earth. Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Jon Voight, Anthony Anderson, John Turturro and Glenn Morshower also star, while voice actors Peter Cullen and Hugo Weaving voice Optimus Prime and Megatron respectively.

Transformers (2007):
Captain Lennox: Epps, the rain's coming!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Right! BRING IT!

Barricade: Are you username: LadiesMan217?
Sam Witwicky: I don't know what you're talking about!
Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah...
Barricade: Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?

Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide.
Ironhide: (drawing his guns) You feelin' lucky, punk?
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...
Ironhide: (retracts his guns) Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.

Starscream: This is Starscream: All Decepticons, mobilize.
Barricade: Barricade en-route...
Devastator: Devastator reporting...
Bonecrusher: Bonecrusher rolling...
Blackout: Blackout incoming... All hail Megatron!

(Starscream arrives at Hoover Dam)
Starscream: Go, go, go!
(deploys missiles)

Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron...
Megatron: Where is the Cube?
Starscream: The humans have taken it!
Megatron: You fail me yet again, Starscream... GET THEM!

Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron...
Megatron: No, it's just ME, Prime!
Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!

Optimus Prime: Sam... you risked your life to protect the Cube.
Sam Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.

Optimus Prime: (to a dying Megatron) You left me no choice, brother.

(During the end credits)
Starscream escapes Earth and races into space.

by The Centurion July 27, 2012

Transformer

A man/woman who from far away looks good looking but when you get closer you see that they are not so desirable

Ooooh look at that guy Bri, oh wait never mind he's a transformer...

by Hopesterocks October 29, 2010