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disgruntled smoke tornado

The image that appears over a cartoon character's head when flustered, flummoxed, or angered, normally by an opponent that has just foiled his or her plans. In the human world, a DST can only be imagined, but it is often sensed.
Did you see Gloria's disgruntled smoke tornado when the boss asked her for a status update on that project for the third time this morning?
by TrE3333 October 27, 2010
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Tornadoing

It is a sex move in which you have a really strong, big dick, stick it in your bitches pussy, then pick her up with your dick and swing her around hella fast until it makes enough wind power to rip off the roof of the child molester van you are Tornadoing her in.
Friend: Dude what happened to your sick ass van.
You: Oh, haha I was Tornadoing my bitch in it.
by gdsgbc.f. dyjbfrhndwetik March 3, 2015
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Tongan Tornado

This technique requires an electric drill with the 'drill bit' replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. This piece is then inserted into the anal cavity and the drill is then activated. This allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. This technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. The recipent must also empty themselves whilst being 'drilled'. The drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. This is then kissed into the recipents mouth. This can cause serious mouth infections. This technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.
Tongan Tornado my ass hard and don't spill a drop.

Ok.
by Mirko Mirko December 12, 2010
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Tornado Jockey

One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".

See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video
Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?

Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!
by taintmonster January 1, 2012
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Tornado girl

Some weird horse women said this word on the news.
"-And she whipped around the corner like a Tornado girl"
by Mackenzie<3 July 8, 2017
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Tornado of Souls

A very good song from the 1990 Megadeth album Rust in Peace, a song about ending a dysfunctional relationship, a personal experience Dave Mustaine went through then made a song about it with Dave Ellefson, Marty Friedman, and Nick Menza.
When I listen to Tornado of Souls I always turn the volume all the way up when Marty Friedman does the solo.
by 0ld M4N September 14, 2020
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Russian tornado

When you pour alcohol into a girls anus then insert you're penis and make a whirling motion like a tornado
Bra I gave this girl a Russian tornado last night I poured vodka in her ass and gave her the tornado
by Stupid Steve 69 May 11, 2016
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